100 health doors that lead to nowhere

and the one that everyone ignores: this is the Health Tunnel of Doom

You’re standing inside a massive circular room—an old amusement park attraction called the Health Tunnel of Doom.

The lights are too bright. The music is too loud. Everyone around you is buzzing with opinions, programs, and supplements. There are 100 doors lining the walls, each flashing like a slot machine in Vegas.

You’ve done this before. Many times.

So…